5/16/2015

Good Bye Stevie. Thank You!

Fuck all those cunts who cannot give proper farewell match for Stevie. Send that big headed lad back to the beach. One way ticket. Ungrateful Coward Cunts. Shame on you bunch of pussies.

Bye Stevie. God bless you. "My hero. My mate" - Xabi Alonso. "My Idol. My Legend" - Reds.





















4/30/2015

The Memories of IRC

Oh the memories of those days of IRC. Good ol' days. So for the sake of the good times, I setup an IRC bouncer at one of my vps, the old psyBNC. I decided to use vhost (or known as bindhost now), well you know the feels, pretending to be 133T stuff haha, then I need vps which allow rDNS, so I can't use the shitloads of my behind NAT servers. They don't allow it, well what can you expect from $3 a year vps anyway.

And that's why I use psyBNC though I read that ZNC is newer and better, I just need an ultra lighweight bouncer, besides the memory is with psyBNC. Then I pick one of my personal unused domain name, otong.web.id, point A Record to my vps IP making a ridiculous no meaning sub domain name, then let my bnc sit at two channels at dalnet. I don't have intention to chat, like I said, it's just for the memories. ot was here.

4/20/2015

Mobile-geddon

Can't they come up with a decent codename? Or are they really having fun mocking publishers who are their grass root? They make money from those publishers! Well, due to the fact that 60% of traffic now comes from mobile devices, so this new algo could affect the publishers significantly. And if you have tracker like google analytic on your site you can check how much your traffic from mobile users. You will be only affected by those mobile traffic. But I couldn't care less.

So I'm grabbing some popcorns and ready to watch the show for the next few weeks. The usual ever moaning, whining frustrated fellow publishers. Then I could only say, make your site mobile friendly and... build more links. It's just another algo, the easy one to adapt but just make sure you keep building your links. Bounce back with more links.

4/19/2015

Wani wachiyelo Ate omakiyayo


Wani wachiyelo Ate omakiyayo
Wani wachiyelo Ate omakiyayo
Wiyuana he ne  Ate omakiyayo
(Lord help me I want to live)
heyana he ne yo we

Oshiya chichiyelo (Humbly have pity on me)

Atay nimichikun (Lord you have done this)
Wani wachiyelo Ate omakiyayo
Wani wachiyelo Ate omakiyayo
Wani wachiyelo Ate omakiyayo

Wiconi ye ye Wiconi ye ye
Wiconi ye ye Wiconi ye ye
Wiconi ye ye Wiconi ye ye
Wiconi canku kin hel ogna wowacin ye[lo]
heyana he ne yo we

  Listening to this Peyote in the silent of the night. Divine.

C'mon Reds. We still love you. We do.
Sort it out.
Restore the spirit, the wit the grit. Fight, fight, fight.
Let's moving on.

4/15/2015

Ahrefs, Majestic and Moz

I'm no expert but all I know is Ahrefs index my backlinks in less than 30 mins, Majestic took much much I do mean MUCH longer and MUCH less, Moz... let's pray Moz is okay. Well, people at Moz did say that it took so long for them to update their index, 2-3 weeks crawl, max at 10 billions urls, unless you get a back link from those "seed" urls, just pray to God for your sin because you won't be indexed in their next update. Life is cruel.

Now I really wish people will use Ahrefs metric the same way as DA, PA, TF or CF . Ever since big G neglect Larry legacy the PageRank, the world is in dark age, people lost in the dark. That's why then they turn to whatever metric available no matter how shit it is.  When I say those metrics is shit, no hard feeling man, it's just a matter of fact. I have no problem with that, the thing is, in this hyper speed era, you are accustomed to hyper speed actions, and slow turtles sometimes really irritate you. It slows you down big time. But well, we don't always get what we want in life.

I'm not saying Ahrefs is better, the truth is they are much more quicker. Didn't I say that all those metrics are shit? But the most quicker is much appreciated than slow shit. But wait don't I suppose to not care about them and focus on Google things instead? Ah well, technically Google is the best, but they are the shitiest amongst all shitiest shit can be. I just can't stand the no shit banhammer shit. I shit too much shit, this article's gonna be the most shit I ever write. I prefer to stay in the dark helping people getting hammered, I mean rank..

The thing is, when you start making money from Google, they're right on your back. It's only matter of time. No mercy, no explanation, no nothing. Yes, we know that their algo is the most advanced but hey, it's still a stupid program, just because now it's possible to do gazillion calculation per seconds it doesn't mean it can think or judge what is right or wrong. Not to mention their employees are clearly no angels, they ought to make mistakes. Yes, I understand they refuse any discussion to protect themselves because any leaked information in the process can be use against them. Well, at the moment I prefer not to be around stupid program and no angel employees who play God.

Back on topic, once again I don't give a shit to which are better, Ahrefs, Majestic or Moz. I just wish they all can step up the competition to provide more timely and lively data and metrics. And oh Alexa, I always forgot about this shit rank. Ever since they're outing their new product, those insufferable demonic guys decided to torture people by making them losing their Alexa rank. This shit deserve one whole shit article dedicated to them. Later on.

4/09/2015

Damian Salazar: The Lightning Fingers, The Maradona of Guitar

Go find him on Youtube, you'll see what I mean. He's so talented, still raw but it is understandable for guitar street player yet his potential is beyond imagination.

If I ever meet him in real life when I was younger and pretending playing guitar for at least 8 hours every day, I might have cut my fingers, pack my bags and head to Siberia, to live with the bears for the rest of my life. Then people might know me as Fingerless Siberian Joe.


Born to be Legend. Damian, you're DaMan.


SEO Campaigns for Damian? Viral Vids? Crowdfund? Anyone?
Why don't I? I will, tight schedule for the next few months, later on at least I can blast millions backlinks, send thousands generic views and subscribers, post on guitar community with hot chicks profiles (always work dude, always) on his behalf, and so on. It's much harder because his channel is SEO nightmare, not optimized at all, the guy who operate it really don't know anything. And yes, it's all blackhat but till he get the initial boost to start the snow ball effect, he needs all the help he can get. I'm not SMO guy, and spamming links.. I mean SEO campaign is all I can do.

Anyway, these days it is all about bullshit to open the door, to get the exposure, if we have the real gem, there's nothing wrong to get the attention with every possible ways. Those ads you see/watch on media, those all are bullshits, but to some extent, you need it to get to know the products you might wanted or needed.