4/15/2015

Ahrefs, Majestic and Moz

I'm no expert but all I know is Ahrefs index my backlinks in less than 30 mins, Majestic took much much I do mean MUCH longer and MUCH less, Moz... let's pray Moz is okay. Well, people at Moz did say that it took so long for them to update their index, 2-3 weeks crawl, max at 10 billions urls, unless you get a back link from those "seed" urls, just pray to God for your sin because you won't be indexed in their next update. Life is cruel.

Now I really wish people will use Ahrefs metric the same way as DA, PA, TF or CF . Ever since big G neglect Larry legacy the PageRank, the world is in dark age, people lost in the dark. That's why then they turn to whatever metric available no matter how shit it is.  When I say those metrics is shit, no hard feeling man, it's just a matter of fact. I have no problem with that, the thing is, in this hyper speed era, you are accustomed to hyper speed actions, and slow turtles sometimes really irritate you. It slows you down big time. But well, we don't always get what we want in life.

I'm not saying Ahrefs is better, the truth is they are much more quicker. Didn't I say that all those metrics are shit? But the most quicker is much appreciated than slow shit. But wait don't I suppose to not care about them and focus on Google things instead? Ah well, technically Google is the best, but they are the shitiest amongst all shitiest shit can be. I just can't stand the no shit banhammer shit. I shit too much shit, this article's gonna be the most shit I ever write. I prefer to stay in the dark helping people getting hammered, I mean rank..

The thing is, when you start making money from Google, they're right on your back. It's only matter of time. No mercy, no explanation, no nothing. Yes, we know that their algo is the most advanced but hey, it's still a stupid program, just because now it's possible to do gazillion calculation per seconds it doesn't mean it can think or judge what is right or wrong. Not to mention their employees are clearly no angels, they ought to make mistakes. Yes, I understand they refuse any discussion to protect themselves because any leaked information in the process can be use against them. Well, at the moment I prefer not to be around stupid program and no angel employees who play God.

Back on topic, once again I don't give a shit to which are better, Ahrefs, Majestic or Moz. I just wish they all can step up the competition to provide more timely and lively data and metrics. And oh Alexa, I always forgot about this shit rank. Ever since they're outing their new product, those insufferable demonic guys decided to torture people by making them losing their Alexa rank. This shit deserve one whole shit article dedicated to them. Later on.

4/09/2015

Damian Salazar: The Lightning Fingers, The Maradona of Guitar

Go find him on Youtube, you'll see what I mean. He's so talented, still raw but it is understandable for guitar street player yet his potential is beyond imagination.

If I ever meet him in real life when I was younger and pretending playing guitar for at least 8 hours every day, I might have cut my fingers, pack my bags and head to Siberia, to live with the bears for the rest of my life. Then people might know me as Fingerless Siberian Joe.


Born to be Legend. Damian, you're DaMan.


SEO Campaigns for Damian? Viral Vids? Crowdfund? Anyone?
Why don't I? I will, tight schedule for the next few months, later on at least I can blast millions backlinks, send thousands generic views and subscribers, post on guitar community with hot chicks profiles (always work dude, always) on his behalf, and so on. It's much harder because his channel is SEO nightmare, not optimized at all, the guy who operate it really don't know anything. And yes, it's all blackhat but till he get the initial boost to start the snow ball effect, he needs all the help he can get. I'm not SMO guy, and spamming links.. I mean SEO campaign is all I can do.

Anyway, these days it is all about bullshit to open the door, to get the exposure, if we have the real gem, there's nothing wrong to get the attention with every possible ways. Those ads you see/watch on media, those all are bullshits, but to some extent, you need it to get to know the products you might wanted or needed.